Christmas
I meant to post this yesturday, but didn't have acess to a computer. So here's my Christmas rant:
Top 10 reasons I hate Christmas:
10) Fat, hairy men dressed in red fondling little girls. On film.
9) The massacre of, plus or minus, two million defence less evergreen trees.
8) One word: commercialization.
7) Family gatherings that do nothing if not highlight the disfunction.
6) Maxing out credit cards and embracing financial
ruine.
5) Happy people. Everywhere.
4) Anytime you make a purchase, anything, anywhere, there will be a line for you to wait in.
3) I have enought anticlimax in my life withought counting Christmas day, thank you very much.
2) Annoying little jingles playing constantly, clashing with the bells playing in your head (or is it just me...?)
1) There IS not North pole, for crying out loud!
Note- these are the TOP ten, by no means the ONLY ten.
There. Becky, you're not allowed to say that I never post, now, ha!
Current Mood:
irritatedCurrent Music: none